Russell Peters and Howard Stern on penis size.

Probably best not to watch this if you’re easily offended. Definitely NSFW language and content.

 

 

I came across the following clip while trying to find the one of Russell Peters. It has to be one of the cruelest competitions ever (NSFW). It’s weird, though, because Howard Stern almost expresses some empathy for the men they bring on the show to humiliate. And who knows what those dudes were thinking? I can’t imagine it being too empowering, but maybe it is in some weird Here it is and I ain’t hiding it! sort of way?

No more ‘gay panic’ defence in California.

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From PinkNews:

US: California Governor Signs Law Outlawing ‘Gay Panic’ Legal Defense

The Governor of California has signed a law outlawing the use of the so-called ‘gay panic’ defense.

The defense – which is often used to get more lenient sentences for criminals after assaults and murders – is based around the claim that a perpetrator was “panicked” into committing a violent crime due to an unwanted advance from a gay person.

More recently, the panic defense has also been used to justify crimes against transgender people after discovering their gender identity.

Rights campaigners have long argued that it is deeply homophobic, and last month a bill axing it was passed by the state assembly by a vote of 50-10.

It was yesterday signed into law by Governor Jerry Brown, making California the first state in the US to expressly outlaw it.

Jordan Blair Woods, a law fellow at the Williams Institute UCLA said: “The gay and transgender panic defenses did not appear until the late 1960s, and rely on outdated ideas that homosexuality and gender non-conformity are mental diseases.

“Since then, the defense has appeared in court opinions in approximately one-third of the states.”
Brad Sears, Executive Director of the Williams Institute, added: “This bill not only changes the law in California, but creates a model for other states to follow to eliminate the use of gay and transgender panic defenses in other states.”

‘Gay panic’ defences still exist in varying forms around the world, and in 2009 a man was acquitted of a double murder in Spain, after he claimed he burned down the home of an engaged gay couple due to “an unbearable fear”.

The best-known case of the gay panic defence was in the murder of US student Matthew Shepard. He was killed in October 1998 on the outskirts of Laramie, Wyoming, by two men he had met in a bar. Local residents Aaron McKinney and Russell Henderson, both 21 at the time, were charged with his murder. They told the prosecution they suffered “a moment of insanity” when he allegedly made sexual advances to him. Shephard was robbed, beaten and left to die tied to a fence. Both men are serving consecutive double life sentences.

Vulva cookies gone wrong.

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Passed along by Sam (thanks!). From NewsLinQ:

Mom Bakes Vagina Cookies For Second Grade Class. Wait….What?

The parent of a second grade student brought some very questionable cookies to her child’s class recently. The cookies were so strange that someone in the class couldn’t help but share the story behind them on reddit.

Posting on behalf of the teacher, reddit user JPstudly writes that the teacher asks a volunteer parent to bring snacks in for her students each week to reward good behavior. This week, a parent going by the pseudonym Autumn volunteered to bake some cookies and bring them to the class. When Autumn delivered the cookies, she told the teacher to use them as an opportunity to teach her students about vaginas. What do cookies have to do with vaginas? Our teacher was about to find out. Here’s what happened next.

“Baffled and completely caught off guard I slowly peel the aluminum foil off the pan to behold a plethora of sugar cookie and frosting vaginas,” the teacher writes. “Not just any old vagina, but ALL KINDS OF VAGINAS. There were small, puffy, white, brown, shaved, bald, and even a fire crotch with beef curtains. Perplexed, I give the parent the most professional look I can muster and quietly reply ‘I’m sorry Autumn, but I can’t give these to my students. This just isn’t appropriate.’”

That’s when things got ugly.

Autumn snapped back and said the teacher “should be proud of [her] vagina,” and accused her of “settling for woman’s role in life.” Mind you, all of this happened in front of the students.

The teacher says she had no choice but to “stand and stare at the woman as the word ‘vagina’ is yelled in front of my second grade class about 987,000 times. Finally after what seemed like an eternity, she storms out of the class leaving her vagina cookies on my desk.”

Later that night, the teacher received a scathing email from Autumn. In it, Autumns says the teacher is “closed minded” and “settled for less when you became a teacher because that is known for a women’s job.” She says that women need to stand together and “inform people about the vagina and how to please it.” She closes the email by saying “I hope you end up with an abusive husband that beats on you every night.”

Check out the email here and the Reddit thread here.

Oxballs penis extender sheaths.

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This week in class I mentioned that there really isn’t anything available that can physiologically increase penis size or girth. However, there are other options. Oxballs is a sex toy company whose target clientele are (kinky) gay men. Among the products they sell (check out the rest here) are penis extender sheaths. I showed a photo of one in class

Here’s the description of the product pictured in this post (NSFW language!):

GYM-BOY is one cocky sexy toy…it’s a smooth shaft with a slightly flared cockhead…the kind of meat you’d find on a Abercrombie model…a surfer…skater dude…smooth, slick and a slight bend up…the perfect dick…

And it stays on your dick. Small or large, fat, skinny…doesn’t matter…at the base it is our original COCKSLING design that grips your cock and balls…it keeps this fucker planted to your crotch…lube up inside the shaft and slide your dick in…stretch the ball opening and drop your nuts through the hole…easy to put on…

There will be air space in front of your cockhead, just grip the shaft and squeeze out the air…(it’ll make a nasty fart sound–blame it on the dog), this creates vacuum that’ll suck GYM-BOY down onto your meat…it will not come off til you get off…

You gain about 3 inches in length, and a little girth, not too much…your dick will be big in GYM-BOY, just not too big…if that’s possible…

Forget about all the awful vinyl cock-sheaths you have seen or used up til now…they were too hard, didn’t fit, even hurt to wear and they had no stretch…at OXBALLS, we know how to make cock and ball toys…and we made this one right…

This GYM-BOY is made of SUPER-FLEX TPR…our own formula, it is strong, but has amazing stretch…we’ve put GYM-BOY on 9” fat cocks, and 4” skinny dicks…it forms and stretches to take what you got…it makes you thicker…and longer…and it works even if you’re not fully erect…

You can imagine what getting fucked by this GYM-BOY will feel like, wearing one feels like a firm hand-job, the lube and pre-cum inside GYM-BOY lets you slide as you fuck…in our extensive, and exhaustive testing we shot our wad in GYM-BOY while fucking…and it looks so awesome seeing your load shoot inside GYM-BOY…

Use any lube, just wash the thing inside and out with soapy warm water and air dry, as you should with all toys…store away from direct sunlight, (like you’d hang this on a clothesline to dry)…sheesh. We suggest storing all dildo and similar shape toys inside a clean cotton sock, it’s a cheap way to protect your toys…and nuthin’s too good for your favorite GYM-BOY…

See the rest of the NSFW photos here.

If this sort of product could be marketed to straight men in a way that doesn’t bruise their egos, I could see something like this become very popular for those men looking to gain a little. Dan Savage addressed this in a Savage Love last year: link.

Micropenis AMA.

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Repost from earlier this year.

For those of you not familiar with Reddit, it’s a website featuring links and content from users. Once something is posted, other users can comment, and comments can be upvoted or downvoted. This means that the best comments move to the top of the thread and the worst comments disappear off the bottom (or are hidden). It’s great, in that you don’t end up with the trolling and ridiculousness that typically clogs up and ruins traditional internet forums. There are literally zillions of subreddits, or special-interest pages. One of those is /r/AMA. People start threads describing themselves and then do a Q&A. /r/AMA has become so popular that many celebrities and others to whom we look up to (e.g., Neil deGrasse Tyson) have participated. Some consider it a necessary part of their branding and some just do it for fun. Probably the most famous AMA was with Obama.

There was AMA a while back from a guy with a micropenis. The questions and his responses provided an extremely intimate look into how his penis has affected his life, and how he’s now come to terms with it. Here are some samples (click to make larger):

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Check out the entire thread (with photos and video links) here.

A student last term submitted a link to a site with photos of micropenises. Check it out here.